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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe with a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, I'm yours.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing a skimpy running outfit, running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, I'm yours.'
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.
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So, anyone wants to give this a try?
19 comments:
hahahaha
Nice entry Pi!Kelakar betul!Tapi he need not have chased her!Pengkis kaki lady tu ker? hehehe
Kak Pi,
I only have to look at the picture pun I dah boleh tolong mengah untuk the person in the story!!!
Komen Pak Malim, kucing ray yg alim.
Bukan senang nak kurus, kata Pak Malim sambil memegang berus.
Mamasita,
Don't think this weight loss program would work on women, would it? :)
Naz,
Kalau yang 7-day/50lb program tu, orang yang memang fit pun boleh mengah dibuatnya!
Pak Malim,
Ada juga setengah orang yang kurus susah nak gemuk, kata Pi Bani sambil pasang ubat nyamuk.
kasut pink???
eeeeeuuuuwwwwwwwwww!!!!
mak aih sissy nyer bunyi hahahaha ;D
disclaimer- these programmes are not applicable to those swinging the other way.
Akmal,
The kasut pink is important in order for the program to work. If not the guy would only lose about 45lbs. Hehehe...
Kerp,
It may still work if you change the wordings on the sign around the neck...
*gelak guling-guling*
it works even better than those exercise regime on The Biggest Loser!
hahahaha ... good one! Thanks for the laugh.
If I were single and Colin Farrell (or an exact match) offers me the package (not his lah - although ... never mind. Anyway, I am talking about that 5 day/20 pounds), I will pay for it. :D
At least got some motivation to run after him. haha
Sue,
This is the Biggest Loser of 'em all, eh? In fact, possible jadi kurus kering terus! :)
JT,
Can try the 5-day/20lbs program, but you'd better not even think of the 7-day/50lbs one...
Haha, that was funny! Enjoyed the laugh1
Puteri,
Yeah, I had a good laugh too! Glad you enjoyed it.
Kak...lawak giler ni kak!
Enjoy reading it sambil ketawa terbahak-bahak (Nasib Baik bos meeting kat luar...heh)
muscular body waering nothing but kasut pink? aaawwwwwwww!!! Hahahaha
RG,
Weh, jangan ketawa kuat sangat dik oii... semput kang!
Yeah, kasut pink some more... boleh agaknya join your pink platoon? ;)
it is very very difficult to live like him. how he is living.
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